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The Average Student Scholarship Contest [Click to apply]

Why is it that there are tons of scholarships for academically excellent students, tons of scholarships for academically challenged students and not a damn thing for the majority of the students in the middle? We don’t know, either. That’s why we’re going to give 2 lucky average students $5,000 just for being themselves. Apply here!

I always swore that if I got rich, I would create an average white male scholarship fund.